It has been calculated that a single breath from a mature blue whale can inflate up to 2,000 balloons.

The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.

AMO: Inday, napunasan mo na ba yung keyboard ng PC ko?
INDAY: Di ko lang pinunasan ate, inalphabetical ko pa, di kasi sunod-sunod!

everyone has a photographic memory...others just don't have the film!

CASHIER KABA?
bakit? muka ka kasing BAYARAN! HAHAHA.

MY HEART IS HAPPY AND THAT IS BECAUSE OF YOU.

Hindi porket english na ang kanta magaling at maganda na, yung may meaning padin yung mas-aangat

if you cannot accept failing, you cannot succeed...

yung feeling na feeling ng kaaway mo ang ganda niya,
pero halos parang 10 beses naman sinumpa mukha niya