I am hoping the toaster cooks off any bad tings from the mold on my bread. (If not read this to any responding medical crew)

Bad decisions make good stories... So Far No good stories this Month.

Is the Luge the New NASCAR?

Women are Angels And when someone breaks their wings.... They simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys = AWESOME

Let's all dress up in white toga outfits and party like Romans #1stdraftmovielines

I am the guy who looks like a Bat but is still a Man #1stdraftmovielines

Do all major car problems start as soon as you pay off the car note? Fan belt busted on the way into to work today. Cam sensor 2

today i spilled coffee on my shirt. just so i could use OXI-Clean #BillyMay