Baka pagkakataon ko nang makakita ng relasyong masisira nang dahil sa third party, pero hindi sa anggulong official girlfriend.

Kawawa naman. Kailangang takpan ng unan ang mukha niya para umorgasm.

I'm a long distance relationship veteran. I don't just slay.

Yes, Bea. They'll most likely do it again. Those who think otherwise are considered deluded.

Hay naku. Kung mahal ka talaga ni Lord, wag ka nang manalo. Magpakuha ka na lang kay Lord.

Dear Beatrice, stop treating your relationships like business transactions.

I miss you, Sir Capule.

2013 me: Being cheated on is one of the most erotic things you can do to me.

it means more to me if you let me do this. You don't have to give up on your happiness to protect the things that matter to you. With me, I'm giving you the chance to have your cake and eat it too.