Maganda na, Malandi pa. Tangina mo girl, Salot ka.

Lakas maka-clown ng mukha natin ah. Sino nag-make-up sa'yo? Crayola?

Dami mong demands, pakamatay ka na nga.

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

naslfasifh~!

You're every breath that I breathe.

I may be a slut but I'm the best slut in town.

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.

Alarm clock ka ba? Nung nagising ako, ang sarap mong patayin.

Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi ginising mo ang puso kong tulog eh.