I'll never understand why British people lose their accent when they sing.

I offer people food and secretly hope they don’t want it...

Twitter + Texting = Low Battery

He's 21, you're 15; that's not dating, that's babysitting

Sorry, I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.

So they're making a 50 Shades Of Grey Movie? I'd hate to be the guy mopping the cinema floor after that shows.

Single ka? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ako din.

Respect old people, they graduated without Google and Wikipedia!

Me looking at old pictures: "Why?" Me looking at old haircut: "Why?" Me looking at old clothes: "Why?" Me looking at old crush: "Why?"

We're never too old for DISNEY