heard that guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us. "Can you see my keys?!!"

think you should never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

thinking friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Happy 4th July!

this guy knows what i'm talking about!

See Bar. Raise Bar. Find next Bar. Repeat.

sat in a Non-smoking area in Hong Kong last night. Sign said ' If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

and so on, and so forth, et cetera, et cetera, including other things.

how he keeps finding out that the shortest distance between two points is ...still under construction.

summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

would like all the good agencies to line up alphabetically by height.