farted. just now.

nibbling on some cheese I found from the singit singit ofsarah's feet. hhmm.. yummy

if I saw plurk is better than twitter, will my karma go up 10 points?

this and that done! OBEY ME!

if those flashing lights mean I have to 'go'?

Pia without profanity is like a vagina with no hole.

Write to me at 'Pia Wurtzbach, The Cockwell Inn, Tillit, Herts. England, United Kingdom."

more karma-karma-karma-karma-karma cameleeeooon....

good head. no, not that kind of head. BASTOS KA!

love on christmas day.