somebody needs to stop me from writing an essay in a forum post about why Krull is the most feminist sword-and-sorcery movie ever

ughhhh guys do you ever find yourself in a mood where all you want is True Love Conquers All type stuff?

welp, i've got my parents' house to myself for the day

guys. i'm texting. everybody.

(mute, rl, tmi)

here are some videos, because fuck everything else, really

on the advice of my sister, today is for wallowing (going to go get ice cream, junk food, and maybe The 3 Musketeers later)

the government is shut down; i am single and unemployed. let the universe unravel slowly. i will read old books and make silence my art.

(mute, rl)

(mute, rl)