Before sb&hj I felt so weird for loving that weird stonk at subway

Oops I fell off Plurk for all of summer

Getting paid to go to the bathroom. Awww yeah.

Crush feels [flailing cat thing]

Why are people who aren't 50 or older or suffering from injury or disability allowed to use electric carts?

If you've never watched Girls Bravo

/consumed with hate as I watch a commercial where BRITISH petroleum is sponsoring The USA Olympic team. >

I want to lay down but I also want a hug

Nooooo

I can smell your jealous