Textbook says "It's not possible to study economics and chemistry at the same time". I BEG TO DIFFER

Avocado juice nauseated me more than the sushi they used to sell at school did

The Econs textbook does not only act as a good paperweight, it actually elaborates on its answers. Ok gratuitous.

Who would be stupid enough to want to be part of the CIA? They aren't even paid much

A Chinese worker tried to talk to me and I did the bitch-fuck-off face and ignored him. Now feeling bad lol

Overswagulating right now omg

People's pure stupidity these days really make me feel like Albert Einstein

CETERIS PARIBUS

Orchard would be my second home (Fuck Westwood) and ebay would be my new Tumblr

It's infuriating how filthy rich people spend things on shit i.e. crocs. If I were as wealthy I'd be a fucking diva.