RIP Dennis MacAlister Ritchie. Hello World.

My hair looks like Conan O'Brien's. I need a haircut. :|

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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Saying “no offense” after saying something that will knowingly offend someone is not an apology, it’s merely the mark of an arrogant coward.

Realization: I'm such a geek.

Google Translate doesn't make you a linguist. Stop trying.

IE is a browser used to download other browsers.

I think I'm coming down with a fever. Rest and meds please!

The less you care, the happier you will be.