3 ways the movies have taught have taught me to attack women. 1 be a reformed womanizer, 2 be wrongly accused of a crime, 3 be a vampire

Pres. Obama was overseas and the Dow broke 8000, he's back and it's down 127; somebody get him a plane ticket, quick.

Mark to market forberance and the Dow blast through 8000; the only question is, why wasn't it done 4 months ago?

How long before we see a surtax on all new cars, except those made by GM-Obama

There's no way I would buy a car made by Government stooges. What a mess that would be.

Just got an email from the UN telling me I have $8.3 million in an account they are "protecting" from corrupt officals.

The Geithner takeover plan would ruin our economy destroy real wealth.

Obama came very close to saying "We don't want outsourced jobs back"; that kind of conservative talk will offend his supporters.

When markets move +/-5% in a day, someone has to be making some money.

The Shrinners still drive little cars in their parade.