All these kids making friends with me because they think I'm in their age group...di na po ako maka-relate sa inyo

Met some students from my high school alma mater and they were talking about which classmates sent their boyfriends nudes...is this what kids do now?

I want a tattoo...but I want one from Sushi Doll...and I want to get matching tattoos with friends ;A;

With all due respect, "cringe" does not a valid criticism make.

I just keep getting thinner. Now my butt is nonexistent. Someone lend me some fats please. lol

Dear friend, why are you so stupid? 2017-11-06_1301

Note to self: Small eyes and big contact lenses will spell a world of hurt.

Dear fat ugly dude, stop talking to me...you are trivial and you overcompensate. Yuck

Hey dude, a small tip on how you can get us to hire you? Don't mansplain your interviewer.

Me buying something from 711

711 cashier: Thank you ma'am, see you everyday

Me: omg demanding si ate