Don't go shopping in Lewes today. It's full of people with trollies. And they're not afraid to use them.

Went to Costa, asked for coffee.
"Would you like our new blend?"
"What?"
"Would you like our new blend? It's richer, smoother"
"I really don't care."
Experienced the full force of barista disapproval.

Mary Poppins Returns, what???? <deep gravelly voice>She's back. And this time it's personal.</deep gravelly voice>

Today is a day for philosophy. I'm reading "The Idea Of Justice". Very slowly.

Ye gods. Looking for something completely unrelated, I have discovered you can get a Donald Trump face mask. The horror, the horror.

This is the earliest I've got up this week.

I'm going on holiday, hooray, hooray. it's raining, i don't care, hooray, hooray.

I have posters. I am very happy.

It's the Tuesday after a Bank Holiday. How do you think I feel, folks?

Iiiiiiiiiiiit's a bank holiday. I'm happy.