vexed and exasperated because my right contact lens got chipped off at the side

had to take care of 1 and 1/2 drunk friends while watching BARE. indescribable stresssss

a super duper mega wega ultimate HEADACHE

sofa king tired and sick.

overslept and now feels even more sleepy

"accidentally" ate meat today

the best Oscars acceptance speech

the Axe advertisement on the YM client is fscking creepy.

just came from a family gathering and met my chinese teacher from 3 years ago I can't believe she still remembers me.

"the coolest thing a human being has ever done to another human being."