Sexy Batman ala Hark! A Vagrant!

Come on self, exercise! You'll feel warmer afterwards!

Too cold today. I want thicker pants. Good goat's wool, flannel-lined pants.

Anne Hathaway cast as Catwoman in next Batman movie. 3,814 fanboys reported dead from orgasm-induced coronaries.

Worrier needs coffee badly!

My first attempt at crock pot pot roast turned out damn tasty, if I may say so myself.

The video game at Raley's sucks; I cant customize my character and it keeps asking for money.

having trouble with being too cold to do my exercises which will warm me up.

Damn it, why hasn't Google Maps gotten smart enough to compensate for user stupidity?

Joy of Stats: 200 countries over 200 years.