my skull is so soft bro

i make a plurk and immediately lose the memory of making it, then come back and am shocked that people liked it and that i plurked when i dont remember doing it

as a kid i use to think only people going to prison swore

theres something really funny to me about reading youtube comments like “GUH! the… t-t-the… nostalgia 😭😭! nostalgia overload!!! ahh… the good old days, bring me back😭🙏” on a video about hello neighbor

i cant believe you guys...

can yall remind me to take the pizza out of the oven in 14 minutes thank you

resident evil 4 (2005) broke me