spiked red leather pants man in the cvs just started scatting when i entered his territory

fuck marry kill baptise:
ringo paul john george

she’s a 10, but she starts every sentence with “As an aspiring entomologist on the spectrum,”

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs just for the thrill

new stretch goal in life is to be rich enough for an outdoor heater. fight barometric pressure play god

it’s not true love unless she vomits a little and swallows it back up without u noticing

drinking water out of a mcdonalds cup so it has Memories of Sprite

never gonna afford a house but i wanna live to see the milf manor quarter quell

my toxic trait is dealing N x 1/16th of your maximum hp

the meds aren’t enough i need to see hank green’s phylactery burn with my own amber orbs