spiked red leather pants man in the cvs just started scatting when i entered his territory
fuck marry kill baptise:
ringo paul john george
she’s a 10, but she starts every sentence with “As an aspiring entomologist on the spectrum,”
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs just for the thrill
new stretch goal in life is to be rich enough for an outdoor heater. fight barometric pressure play god
it’s not true love unless she vomits a little and swallows it back up without u noticing
drinking water out of a mcdonalds cup so it has Memories of Sprite
never gonna afford a house but i wanna live to see the milf manor quarter quell
my toxic trait is dealing N x 1/16th of your maximum hp
the meds aren’t enough i need to see hank green’s phylactery burn with my own amber orbs