Santa Claus
@sandyclause
male Cookeville, TN, United States
I've been around longer then you have been I can assure you! But I've decided that in order to keep my Nice and Naughty list up to date, it would be nice if I got more active with what you kids are into these days! Plurk nicely! I'll be keeping an ey
just ate too many christmas cookies and now feels fat. 
Santa Claus
is
kickin' it with the elves tonight!
KIDS! everyone can't have a PS3 for xmas! Santa doesn't have that kind of money...
the weather is CRAZY at the north pole!
Santa Claus
is
testing, with Ms. Claus, all the slip-and-slides the elves just finished. 
Is feeling uncomfortable at some of the "naugty" things people on the nice list ask for!
Santa Claus
is
chaotic good! 
just found a bit of a flaw in Xmas... Kids aren't being nice all year, because who wants to be nice ALL year for ONE day of presents --
the sandman came over to watch some foot ball! but feel asleep in half time.
the wife demands that I spread the word for no more cookies on Christmas. Something more healthy, so I can stick to my diet! *sigh*