Near Santa Clara, CA? Want to attend #mysqlconf sessions for free? #mysqlcamp-fun Sunday, Tech Mon-Thu ping.fm/i2Qg9

It's a better joke when the iPhone doesn't auto-correct: Vampire, the buffer slayer.

Someone should name the next vulnerability due tons buffer overflow, "Vampire: the Buffet Slayer"

From tonight's midnight maintenance: Break glass in case of FAIL.

Updated games for Games Day on Sun 4/19 at Santa Clara Hyatt: ping.fm/F0cYH

Hair donation: Locks of Love != the only place. Other companies are less restrictive, more generous ping.fm/7ldkp

April schedule: 8-10, Passover. 11-26, California to speak at universities and go to the MySQL User Conference. By June 1st, we move.

I'm off to see the wizard! Well, Tom Kyte, but it's the same thing....

And once again I find myself writing. (The book needs a companion website, doncha know!)

Spent the day fixing stuff and writing reports. Doesn't feel productive enough for me, but I won't discount those 9.5 hours of work today.