Good luck to the Chilean miners tonight! You wouldn't get me in that cage for love nor money. I'd rather spend the rest of my life at 2100ft

Feel like death warmed up.Really dizzy and sicky Can't move without the whole world spinning and I haven't touched a drop! Not a good day

How can you get say it's a singing competition when Wagner stays in and FYD goes out? It's a popularity competition with a twist? #xfactor

FYD should be safe, but Katie will get the judges vote or Simon will throw his toys out of the pram #xfactor

Bye bye Nicolo... FYD must be safe... #xfactor

Wagner? No way!!! he should be dead and buried by now #xfactor

ping.fm/t8vcO Most embarrassing phone call from a customer (ASDA Customer Complaint Call) #humour

I never realised I had so much carp installed on my old m/c. It's taking me an age to install all the apps I need on my new machine

New PC just arrived ! (Along with a new 2TB Buffalo Drive, 8 Port Switch and finally a new UPS !) - Today is gadget day !

RT juliette_grace: O to the M to the G.... G-MAC #mcdowell #5live #rydercup