malcolm in the middle death theory

googling “easiest tuna sandwich” to see if it’s feasible to just eat tuna and mayo on bread

typing away on my keyboard FANTASTIC ANIMAL WOMEN!

oh i have to wait 30 days to post anonymous plurks. legitimately excited for that

i grew up my whole life only ever seeing blue drum sets so it turns out blue isnt the normal drum set color i feel tricked

also check these guys out i did it as a warmup

not a real doctor

people are talking like "plurk will never die!!!" maam we're using this site as a joke itll die in seven days