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I got over my conjunctivitis, my eye was making lots of goo for a while but eventually that stopped too

It's my birthday and I'm pretty sure I've got conjunctivitis

Captcha Check There got Alfred's journal all ready to go

So somebody on tumblr (I forget who and it's all login-walled now so I'm not gonna go check it's a nightmare) made a bunch of Alfred icons from The Batman... but when I downloaded it and checked it out they were all from the first season T_T

"He stood by Bruce and their family until his last b...
ALL OF THIS, so sick of people saying "Alfred was a shitty father to Bruce, we know this because if Alfred was a decent father, Bruce wouldn't have become Batman"

So apparently in the Made in Abyss game, there's a glitch where if you're standing on a body, you can fall as far as you want without taking damage, and of course speedrunners are taking advantage of it.

The Last Unicorn - Mommy Fortuna Midnight CarnivalTIL Angela Lansbury voiced Mommy Fortuna

So I read "The Need For Chivalry", or whatever it's called, and it was good until he started shitting on the concept of a classless society.

Somebody help me figure out what color Alfred's pajamas are