the bigger the bed, the farther the lover.

finally been to a strip club.

cleaning spree. my hair is everywhere.

you've forgotten what it's like to be in love, and you don't want to be reminded. well, it's your loss.

where can i get beef jerky? (we've only got one bag left.)

snap crackle and pop.

just ate half a chicken, a big bowl of crab and corn soup, fries, buttered rolls, and chocolate icecream. no, that wasn't dinner.

"me devil. you minion." said my head to my heart.

good morning. sad sunday.

a drink. or sleep. or a drink to put her to sleep.