skeltoac
is
forgiving Jeffrey for chewing my BlackBerry. Now the wait for the Bold seems even longer. 
skeltoac
asks
his crystal ball if there will be Plurk Karma farmers and an underground Karma marketplace. The WoW gold of ephemeral social network sites.
skeltoac
was
camping with Zoe and the dogs last night. Today we are tired.
skeltoac
gives
Jeffrey another rawhide and he hides it in the mess of wires under my desk. 
skeltoac
has
a snoring dog under his desk
skeltoac
thinks
up idioms beginning with Plurk verbs
skeltoac
gives
in and buys an iPhone (theoretically)
skeltoac
gives
his dog a chew and watches him try to bury it under everything in the office
skeltoac
is
relaxing after taking the dogs to the river. Jeffrey didn't like swimming.