I just spent several hours downloading Doctor Who, only to find that the audio and visual don't match up.

Dear Doctor Who: Plz to be downloading faster now?

The trouble with my brothers being in the room with me is that they insist on talking about things I don't care about.

Everyone needs to gtfo my space

I'm cold

Everyone's left the house?

Oh, God, Tumblr. I do not have the time or bandwidth for all the shows you've just given me access to.

Why does our phone keep ringing? WE ARE NOT THAT POPULAR.

My sister refuses to let me see her WIP fic.

You or someone you know is doing something awesome? Let me tell you how I did the same thing or something more awesome. - My brother