Mr. Stupid, you're not like anyone.

Hey, Mr. Clever, is she a fool enough to trust you?

Hey, Mr. Feather, do you think you're really fly?

Stupid, horny uncle.

at his uncle's PC and is stopping all his porn downloads so that the net can get faster.

Goddamnit, I suck at Super Smash Bros. now. :|

I have so many people on my ym list, I dunno who is who and which is which.

But then again, what else is new?

probably failed junior year and has to repeat. :\

Tonight, at 10pm is Air Hour, please help save our air by holding your breath for 1 hour. You actions can save lives. Please Cooperate.