If life was supposed to be fun, it wouldn't be a four letter word.

MAJOR crash westbound on m4. All lanes shut after junc 8

OMG steve jobs is not even cold yet & #apple quality control is already in the bin, checkout the iphone graphics www.apple.com/uk/iphone

GRRR, I cannot stand twee "oh-so-polite" bollocks small-talk. People wasting my time talking for ages & saying fuck all. IT PISSES ME OFF

My head hurts

-> Giles Peterson - Brazilika bit.ly/rZcwRP

-> Remembrance Day bit.ly/shvxGD

Starting my search for which charities to support in 2012 - can you all please message me suggestions of org's & details of what they do ?

Murdoch Jr taking a few sniping remarks and a firm finger-wagging this morning. Will it make the slightest bit of difference ? Nope.

I'm sure that's Paul O'Grady sat outside my apartment in hi land rover