Bother him?

do I really want to be the person who screencapped *The Human Centipede*?

Mary Sue.

"Stop eating people's old French fries, PIGEON! Have some self-respect, don't you know you can FLY?"

tweet of the day - Conservatives are like Nickelback. I don't know anyone who likes them but they always seem to do well.

"and even if the terrorists attack us, you know who won't see? Bin Laden, because we shot his eyes out and now he lives in

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HELLO

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[meme] If you married whomever is your desktop background right now, your name would be...?