Did I mention I hate you?

How am I supposed to feel when you're not here?

Not.with.her.

Chemicaaaaaaalllllll.

Hi.

Bitches don't go unnoticed by the radar.

longer hair that reaches down to my waist.

WOW. Crows hold grudges. How cruel.

I'd love to work at Google, Tumblr or Pixar. The offices are fucking awesome.

Cue awkward silence.