Bat ganun? Meron talagang isang tao sa buhay mo, kahit walang ginagawa sa`yo, inis na inis ka pa din!! -- FACT!

Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes.

When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time.. because even the sweetest chocolate expires.

Google "Ewmew Fudd" then click "I'm Feeling Lucky". Youw Wewcome.

had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

proud of himself. He finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. -- LOL.

wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow

This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down!

Pag ako pinagselos nya, yayakapin ko siya ng mahigpit tapos ibubulong ko sakanya "ISA PANG LAPIT MO SAKANYA, PAPATAYIN KO NA KAYONG DALAWA!"