preparing a blogger homage blog post, but will not say who she is paying homage to

on the cheap tabloids? Say it isn't so darlings!

receiving declarations of undying love in her offlines, but darlings, it is so tedious having to reply to them all!

touched by Winter's stunning tribute to her. It almost warmed Swirly's cold heart darlings.

checks her privates, but as usual, nothing happening there darlings.

plurks.

One of Swirly's Heart of Love makeups darlings, to put you out of your misery

who makes the best sculpted prim bosoms darlings?

taken FABULOUS pictures but won't be sharing them with you.

bought Kota a Savvy? giftcard for her birthday.