settled the mortgage-related insurance caper.

to know, seriously, why people can't do their jobs.

, for the first time in four months, earned a weekend.

a tiny little black bruise riiiiight on the tip of her toe, and it really hurts.

stubbed her toe so badly this morning.

she had bought more cookies when she was at Magnolia.

getting up just a little bit earlier each day.

she knew why she isn't getting any Wonkette updates in her RSS reader.

started wearing her glasses again today and remembered that she stopped wearing them because it's so annoying when they get dirty.

an alien of extraordinary ability.