pgka baga.BAGA.baga sa ilang fez oooy /:

There's a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "if" in life and after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

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It takes 2 to 3 years to learn how to speak, but it takes whole life to learn what to speak

a lie is not yet a lie, until someone finds out the truth

Definition of Human Being: A creature that cuts trees,makes paper & writes "Save Trees" on the same paper

Valentines Day: Give her two red roses, each with a note...The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend"

That awkward moment, when there's an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says: "AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD!"

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Don't be surprised if you get arrested for involuntary manslaughter Because you're killing me with that Krazy Smile