GOODMORNING!

Sasabihin mo bang bobo ako kung ikaw lagi ang nasa isip ko?!

GOOD MORNING PLURKERS!

Walang MILYONG relasyon ang masisira kung walang BILYONG malalandi ang sumisira.

BOY: Mahal na mahal kita! Handa akong mamatay para sayo! GIRL: Cge nga, SAMPLE! SAMPLE!

Term paper ~ urgh!

Whatsoever your hands find you to do, do it gladly because there is no work, love knowledge or wisdom in the grave.

Ako'y naaantok.

DOTA LATER ~

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