Cream
@thathomelesscatguy
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male ia, ia, United States
I'm that guy who used to be big and blue with boobs.
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1 years ago



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1 years ago
the cops here are legitimately scary. they've been raping ppl and people have been calling the fbi and supreme court. businesses are being strongarmed to change their light blue and a guy put a shudder as a door. what dirty laundry though?
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1 years ago
Cops were driving by me over and over again harassing me with a loudspeaker last week and now they just did it outside my apartment.
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1 years ago
The library internet isn't fast enough to phone stream.
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1 years ago
hey guys, just got a new phone. phone and wallet got stolen, but I finally have an apartment through a homeless former military program and I'm goin to get social security. waiting on social and food stamps and I'll almost be like a member of society!
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1 years ago 1
food. I'm food? good luck in the fire. you lost your chance in Hell. Eastgate > eatgate
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1 years ago
remember guys, horse and cow hooves get cold. So if you have fenced in property, let the chow down on the yard so their hooves are warm if it's wet and you pasture is sandy. Pigs, let em have some hay.
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1 years ago @Edit 1 years ago
There's this evil angel that stalks me and just stares at me and chews with it's mouth open noisily. Then I notice him and he looks ashamed because he wants to eat. He's not supposed to but looks like he's in trouble. I do a cue and the person does a quick prayer and then he repossessed them. I like how he comprehends the trouble.
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1 years ago
I'm tired of people trying to save me and they end up just going on tinder and finding the person of their dreams for a day and then they're different and take all their shit.
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1 years ago 1
Hey English plurkers, the new app BahKutTeh is pretty cool. it's plurk but more.