Is this perhaps the maddest message ever sent via Facebook? Rec'd by a fri p.ping.fm/img/Douj9Pwj/a...

Rembembering a couple of old birthday presents announces himself as LAIRD KRZYSZTOF D'AARDVARK, part owner of the Moon.

Just recalled having been called a "skip licker" by a supposed good friend. Bah!

Challenge: Bet you can't listen to this whole song without it getting under your skin #earworm is.gd/igUc

Had an... interesting drive home. Took nearly 2 hours and gave me an opportunity to remember most of my winter driving skills.

Watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off again this afternoon. That and Happy Gilmore are 2 of my favourite films.

Eating Super Noodles and last night's Prawn Crackers for lunch. I would fall apart if I had to live as a bachelor. Thank God for my missus.

Oh. My God. I just won £100 on a Lottery Scratch Card! Shame it wasn't £100,000 but still, £100. Yey me! Luckiest thing for a long time!

Bring on the trumpets! Bring on the trumpets! Bring on the crumpet! Bring on the trumpets! Bring on the trumpets! Ha ha ha! Trumpets!

I am about to watch my first ever episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show. Any advice for how to deal with it?