dewdrops in a bucket of lube

nope

this many?

This is what he was trying to get at all along. We're a construction here. Merely an avatar of the real thing, filtered and concentrated and let out in the tiniest of drops

if the blogs still exist

the ads keep changing, filtering through a thousand different masks in search of the one thing that will make you give them money, that will catch your eye

scissor me timbers

Hens in the belfry

jump jump jump jump (the background vocals from the Sir Mix-a-Lot song)

fill your farts with a sense of pending doom