Karma sucks.

Never ask someone 'who's to blame' for something you messed up, unless you're really open to an honest answer.

it's a sign of your fatigue when you go to sleep at 2am and wake up from uninterrupted sleep at noon.

Star Trek officially kicked ass. That is all. #startrek

Random because I can.

No commercials on Hulu today!

Friday Friday Friday Friday

Sometimes, I swear customers make me feel like the Monetary Reaper.

Why, oh why, must morning come? Must find way to pause time until I'm ready to wake up...

I *am* awake. I *am* awake.