Ryokoful nolno JUST WANNA SAY I'm kind of horrified that y'all went and became Reel Def Not Rperz without me. I'm just staring at them tags and bein' all "what do"

Why am I so tiiired

Hello again friends! Still not dead.

I thought I was An Adult Who Did Not Giggle At Immature Things. Thanks, AC Odyssey.

wow so today Middlest Sister came out to me as trans! Holy shit, my mind was blown.

Like Rocko's Modern Life, I have returned!

Just had my first "real" bowl of ramen. Life=changed. oh dude. so good.

Zelda Medley These may be my new favorite noise machines.

Things I Worry About Too Much: Triffid is like, 12 or 13 years old. Pepper is 7. 7!!!!!! They are getting Old and why is this happening? It needs to stop.

Fuck dreaming. I dreamed that I dreamed that I managed to get ahold of Emergency Services by saying "Hey Google, call 911." and I woke up in a panic, checked my phone to make sure I hadn't sleep talked my phone into dialing 911, went to pee and let the dog out, then SPRINTED back to my phone to recheck and be sure cause I got paranoid.