im the only Italian that thinks sauce pasta tastes better cold. but i know it does.

there isn't a single animal on earth that could beat me in a fight (i can't lose if I don't engage)

i get disliking horny anon plurks but don't go around telling people you potentially care about to kill themselves for it

syphilis

we can't have nice things

Spits in the air and catches everything back as it comes down

just had one of those summer moments where you take a water bottle and sip it like a liquor till the bottle is suddenly empty

nothing is better than when you plurk something relatable and some profile you've never seen before comments something entirely undecipherable

i wish i was shorter so i could fit more places. or taller so I could reach more places. im probably in the worst spot between the two

JUST USED AFTERSHAVE ON MY BALLS AMA