Girls from Hi-5 are hot. Yeah the kids' show.

hahaha. i learned a new emoticon: t(-_-t)

Crappy fucking police work. Way to go guys.

i froze my karma at 50. that should do it.

He's climbin in yo windows. He's snatchin yo people up.

Shit. I lost my ticket for the F. Sionil Jose seminar. FML

doing this all day

I'm gonna fight them off. A seven nation army (and your mom) couldn't hold me back.

All but your wish is my command.

Urbandub tonight!