Yung nag-alarm ka pa, papatayin mo lang din naman at matutulog ulit.

That awkward moment when you see a 1O year-old with a better phone than you...

Yung tinatamad kang kunin ang remote kaya pagtitiisan mo nalang yung palabas.

Yung mga taong super sensitive. Touch screen ka?!

Ang buhay ay parang teleserye. May regular cast, semi regular, guests, special participation at passers-by...

"Lahat naman ng tao may kaartehan, yung iba nga lang nasobrahan."

Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light

Don't ask me what's wrong when you obviously know you are the problem.

"Be with someone who brings out the best in you."

Ang LOVE parang baggage counter, "CLAIM WHAT'S YOURS."