[4th Street, probably] I was looking through my various phone notes and found one that says "serial elvis impersonators of literary criticism". From the timestamp (June 2017), I'm pretty sure it's 4th Street related but cannot remember what the hell it means.

[No context theater] "That is not a sexy font. Ergo, you are a crocodile."

[Bunny]

Fun discovery of the morning: straight dudes in their natural habitat (read: the foyer of apartments which might be on fire) really WILL just flirt with random women at inappropriate times (read: the flirt-ee just wants to know if the building is actually on fire).

[NSFW] Things I didn't want to learn today.

[Cat]

I'm doing an art project tonight (designing a logo for a subsidiary of a fictional cyberpunk megacorporation). If I were to liveblog about the process, would anyone be interested in it?

[Writing] I'm considering trying Nano this year. I've hit a block on my current project and feel like focusing on something else would help. So I've pulled a minor character from my notes and I'm making a list of "things that would be fun to write about."

[Politics/Current Events] Okay, but there's no way they didn't grin a little writing the last line of this article.

I need someone to tell me that this spider isn't venomous.