Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was not a good film, but it will be a great RiffTrax.

Spain and Italy play on Sunday for the Euro 2012 trophy, which the winner will sell on ebay to pay off their country's debts.

I'm not saying it's hot in Atlanta today, but I did consider going through the car wash with my windows down.

a little speech every photographer here has given at one time or another ... siliconchef.com/2012/06/...

pictures from my martial arts weekend - http://www.flickr.com/photos/siliconchef/7448193516/

Hello from just north of Charlotte. Heading home from a great Karate College.

Yes of course I'll volunteer to be the demo partner for Mr. Yates Hapkido class. That will be fun. #owthathurt #iamfine #donethisbefore

Wanna make kids laugh? Hold a pad for a thai boxing champion and let him kick you. Kids love to watch you fly. #itdidnthurtmuch #kc2012

Happy Anniversary to my wonderful wife of 16 years. What the hell was she thinking?

Welcome to Radford, VA and Karate College 2012. This is my version of summer camp.