cries in asexual

writing pet peeve: when an event in the past is explained or clearly implied in the narrative of the present, and then the narrative goes back in time to explain that event we already know about

Things I have found in just 10 minutes of looking for a drill battery in the storage closet:

- a wallet with the symbol of a team I have never rooted for containing no identifying info and $40

- a half stocked survival kit in a seethrough plastic bag

- an openable lamp containing a full set of some hardware thing

- a sink faucet with knobs still in box

stumbled on one of those pieces of amazon-product-question gold today

customer purchase of the day: NOW that's what i call YACHT ROCK

facebook won’t let me say on my profile that my “name with title” is ‘the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness’

saw one of those picrew dollmaker selfie things on tumblr, the drawing style used for it is so cute

is vr d&d a thing

Highlight of the morning: sign in the back of a car’s windshield that said, ‘chill bitch you’ll get there’

feelin the existential despair in this walmart tonight