I feel like there are certain basic requirements for a "let's learn colours!" book that aren't being met here ...

Gavin's onesie was wet so I went to check if his diaper was leaking and... did you know diapers work better if the baby's penis is INSIDE them?

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[fanfic] Unanticipated Consequences of Planetary Obliteration... You know you want to read about PR people and accountants defecting after Alderaan

Well THAT was not a fun night... (poop talk and medical stuff inside)

she's not a fan of the yanking but she does like Gavin's STUFF

I cannot emphasize enough how often I thank GOD that Gavin isn't psychic or able to teleport

Should our characters date?

Why in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty four and the era of online shopping do so many couriers still struggle with the concept of apartment buildings?

That awkward moment when the nurse keeps asking about whether the baby can sit and you're just sitting there "I don't know, he immediately crawls off!"