"OMG!! Look everyone! It's Karin!!!"

a turtle killer (note; the turtle was stuffed, my friend made it in sewing class)

"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with new, Maui Melon Mint. *Sparkles* Fabulous. For a good clean feeling, no matter what."

confused yet again ; T'es con comme une ficelle de luge mais t'es le roi des types; IT MAKES NO SENCE!!!

"Realization hits!"

"I totally get it now!"

"Cake on that makeup baby, no one can tell you were falling apart."

"God, do you have to make it sound so sexual?"

"Im tired of cleaning, I want a house that can clean it's self. That'll be the day"