Sometimes I smile, but in my head I'm saying "bitch."

Without your cellphone, you feel incomplete

porque

bye

gagawa ng activity o mag't'twitter???hahah

When you recieve My Angry Text I want you to know that it was typed it with my Middle Finger.

hapi fiesta san juan!!!

you invited me to dinner, then expect me to pay my half?

When I see someone's profile pic as a car; by instinct, I assume that they are a Transformer.

some boost plz