oh,sweet irony. My boss said I can't attend the stress management company sponsored training because there's too much work to do.
then my boss's boss sends an email to the dept saying "I hope everyone will attend this valuable session!" Ha!
glad you find it funny 
at first I was pissed and wished someone would fire me so I could go be free. Then I came to my senses. 
well, if you ever go crazy on the job, you can always refer back to this moment!
uubergeek
says
i would make a note of this to keep in the event you ever have "stress" related expenses... you can refer back and blame the boss
BullSchmidt
thinks
it wouldn't take much for the crazy...
supafly_eli
thinks
BullSchmidt is right about that! 
And I'm def gonna keep the emails from the bosses. "stockpiles ammunition"
And I'm def gonna keep the emails from the bosses. "stockpiles ammunition"
*stockpiles ammunition*
brilliant
Bluewolf
says
ask him, "Are you trying to stress me out?"